Review: Carlton Mellick III's novel

The Menstruating Mall

© Afterbirth booksI

by James Christopher Maddox

      For decades, writers have struggled to create the original character. Charts have been drawn, people have been analyzed, fiction has been studied, but when you think about who has truly gotten it right, can you really say for sure? For the most part, stereotypes are put through a blender and presto! A character is born. This is how it is done, so let’s not try and deceive each other. Character development is nothing more than making a good meal, filled with ingredients that are agreed to be worthwhile and interesting to consume. Consume. But what happens when you try to address the ideas of stereotypes, form-fitting molds, changes in character, the truths of what is and is not socially acceptable from one genre group in contrast to another? Or maybe there is a better question to pose here: What happens when Carlton Mellick tries to do it?

      So it’s been said:
“[Mellick’s] prose will skewer you and roast you like the flabby marshmallow you are…”
      This was a quote from author Jemiah Jefferson on the back of the book. I had heard little about Mellick, but most of what I saw from various comments on Amazon.com got me thinking that he was going to be one of those kinds of writers you love or you hate or you think he’s okay. All right, now, think about that. Exactly. So, when the Rev tosses me a copy of MM to get my opinion of it, I was at once interested and hesitant and somewhat apathetic, as the signs foretold.
      Opening the book didn’t do much for me in terms of making a good first impression, either.

Appearance:
      In it’s defense, the book itself has no page numbers, so I can’t really say why the book’s font and size was set large; perhaps Afterbirth Books thinks a work is merited on its page count, rather than it’s content. If this happens to be the case, it’s their prerogative, but I feel this story could have fended for itself. First off, I have to comment that, in my opinion, MM is not a novel. It is a novella, possibly even a long short story; however, again, I say this merely as a matter of personal belief, as I think that as a novel, it was lacking, but as a smaller piece it worked perfectly.
      On an outward appearance, the book comes off as amateurish. The illustrations by Food Fortunata tend to inflict more damage to the work than heighten the themes and ideas of the story. And again I keep coming back to the visual look of the typeset.
Of course, this could be seen as a trivial thing for many. The idea of don’t judge a book by its cove;lakjdafjkaoisjfsdijrl;jalc,,.;’—yeah, I don’t give a shit about that. We live in a world of judgment. Those that don’t realize it are blessed, and those that do and go against it are just stubborn.

      Moving on.
      Let’s get past the superficiality of the book and move on to what I can admit is really important: The Story.
As hinted at before, the theme to MM has to do with the idea of self, stereotypes, and the idea that there is some “mold” that we can break out of to become deep and interesting people. So, what do we have with MM? Ten characters, each with their own stereotypical tendencies, are trapped seemingly against their will in a mall that happens to be bleeding menstrual blood.
      Okay, zombie-esque. Deserted. People trapped in this setting, I can totally dig. So I’m drawn in to the premise, but how does the writing fare?

Writing:
      The first paragraph made me wonder, “Is it going on like this for a reason,” and to tell you the truth I’m still wondering. The style of this first person narrative is simple—very simple—and I would argue that it stays simple throughout the entire book. Whether this is a reflection of the main character or not is arguable, but for the most part I felt that the writer was just giving us the facts about what could be seen.
      Did the style seem dumbed down? Yes.
      Did that hurt the story at all? No. In fact, being that the main character was charged as being a “corporate monkey”, it probably helped it along. The writing style kind of fed into the idea that these people were something that could be predicted; they are people that, even if they had something interested to say, the way that they would say it would be filled with missing parts, a little bland, and devoid of the detail an artist might lend to the scenes.

Ideas:
      This is where the story really shines. As the characters are murdered for being mundane, the protagonist, John, tries to change himself, or “break from his mold.” However, as Spyder comments at one pont, it seems that John is “about to break out of one mold and step into another.” Hence the question: How do you create something new? How can a person be completely original? It’s not possible in a true reality. Everything has a dollar attached to it; every genre is a potential stereotype. There is nothing more that you can do, but become interesting, or mundane, in a different subculture. And so the story goes. They destroy their self-images to become what this unseen murderer might consider less tedious, but as it turns out, even the killer is a stereotype, hefting her own ideas of truth to the top of the stereotype food chain.
And so would end a normal, decent story, with the death of the main character, the revelation that the tormentor is nothing more than the alternative to those she molests, and the returned ability for those left to leave the mall.                   Everyone goes home happy. A normal, decent end.
So, anyway, then the zombie hits the stage and has sex involving visceral matter.
      I suppose these things happen.

More Ideas:
      It stands to reason that a book like this would have more to say, and MM doesn’t fail to deliver, as the book turns from slightly supernatural to full-blown fucked. It’s at this point that you love the book for all that it is. You realize that the message of it isn’t to point out that all the stereotypes are inherently the same. It’s that they are all the same, and if you want to be different, truly different, you had better start sprouting wings or raising from the dead.
      Though maybe I’m shoveling my own contextual ideas.
(No, that couldn’t be the case.)
      By the end, you see that things end up crazy in a sane kind of way. There is order to the chaos. There is light at the end of the tunnel, and though it’s dingy and covered in some vomitous liquid, it’s still burning as best it can.
By the end, this menstruating shopping center has given birth to something.

Final Verdict:
      The Menstruating Mall is a great first read for those looking to get into Mellick. The story has all the turns to make you wonder, all the off color and strange images and ideas to push you further, and the end, though not much of a bang, leaves you contemplating the work’s meaning long after you’ve set it down.

A-

 

by Rev Brian Worley

      So I first heard about Carlton Mellick III when I read a FANTASTIC story of his in the Fourteenth Annual Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror called “Porno in August.” So I looked into his books, and Menstruating Mall was one of Shocklines’s Guaranteed Good Reads, so I figured it was worth a go.
      The cover is… strange, in an I-don’t-really-wanna-look-at-this kind of way. In an I-hate-dumb-goth-kids-with-access-to-Photoshop kind of way.

      But then I started reading the story. It began with a dopey, stupid but loveable kinda character. Somebody that's just some minor brain damage away from being Wesley Willis cool. So the story got off to a good start, though it definitely won't win any awards for elegance. The reading level is probably sixth grade level, and one feels as though CM3 maybe cut himself short by writing that way.

      The strange but fun “illustrations” by Food Fortunata help to keep you from taking yourself too seriously while you’re reading. It lets you know that the main character sounds like a brainless idiot on purpose. It’s that kind of book.
      The first really strange bit that happens is when the main character gets trapped in the mall. Not by any physical force; he just can’t will himself to leave. Shortly, the main character discovers that there are ten ridiculously stereotypical characters, all trapped in the mall. And no one else can enter.

      This is because the mall is menstruating.


      It’s just that kind of book.

      I was hoping he woud eventually explain why a mall would menstruate, and why a menstruating mall would trap people in it. He doesn't. It's a take-it-or-leave-it sort of thing.


      Things get exponentially more surreal, starting out fairly normal, then kinda unusual, to pretty weird, to uhhh… I’m not sure I understand, and, finally, what the holy....

      And the what the holy... is pretty entertaining.

      Like really, really strange.

      Which is all good and well.

      Did I mention there's a love scene featuring a Klingon bat'leth?

      But here I’ll start complaining.

      The font size is about fourteen point, and the book has fat margins all the way ‘round. And the book is really small. Maybe 150 pages. Though I don’t know for sure, because it’s not paginated. Which makes me wonder if it’s not a long-short-story in novel’s clothing. I like long short stories, but when I buy a novel, I expect a novel.

[Addendum: It's 212 pages. But it coud be 110 pages with regular margins and font size, etc.]

[Addendum: Maybe I'm just whiny.]

      Mellick seems to be under the impression that layering on more strangeness will erase gaping plot holes. The fact that the mall is menstruating is briefly used as an excuse for why the characters can’t leave, then the idea is all but abandoned. Though I appreciate the strangeness, it doesn’t excuse him from actually doing a writer’s work. He needs to give some bit of attention to the reader’s suspension of disbelief. If one can attempt to keep the storyline contiguous through the shock of the strange, one will be faced with what appears to be a collection of poorly pieced together bits of ideas.
      This is pushed a bit further by the fact that most of the chapters are less than two pages long. And, to my memory, none are three full pages. And sure, Vonnegut and Brautigan were doing single paragraph chapters in the 1960s, but they seemed to put a lot of effort into making it perfect. Mellick’s attempt reads more like a brainstorming synopsis whose ideas need smoothed out before the actual writing work begins.
      The strange and surreal stuff is wonderful, and the idea is great, but the writing doesn’t carry them.

Final Verdict:
      If I hadn’t read “Porno in August,” this book would make me recommend passing on Carlton Mellick altogether. The solid ideas, wry humor, and surreal imagery just doesn't seem to have a solid enough story to back them up. But since I’ve seen the great stuff he’s capable of, I’ll just recommend skipping this book. Read “Porno in August,” and go from there.

C+

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Above: a picture that very accurately represents the illustrations by Food Fortunata in Menstruating Mall. We're not kidding.

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